My bookshelves are invaded by a little green monster! Agh! There’s a lizard hiding behind one of my bookshelves! Come out and face me like a man, you green-lipped coward! #bookshelfproblems This bookshelf-lurking lizard is putting a damper on my #reading. He pokes his head out, then darts away before I can catch him. #sly #evil I think he might be a #Slytherin He’s devious, toying with me. Get out of my #bookshelf, you little green dude!